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Local woman gives endangered pandas a bright future.

Posted in community, world, writings on January 19, 2012 by jeffbedel

A JEFFBEDEL.COM EXCLUSIVE!

After decades of the bamboo industry depleting nearly every last acre of bamboo in China for the needs of cheap crafty homemakers, and the like, the panda’s demise is almost certain without the help of scientists and volunteers to meet the growing needs of keeping America’s need for cute alive.

Despite tireless hours of practice of ‘grooming children’ at a state budget strapped school, and wearing scrubs nightly for low paying fashion shows, Milwaukeean Amanda Walker still finds time to travel to her socialist, ‘commie’, run panda farm in China to mostly smuggle bamboo from local Michael’s stores in the area back to where it belongs, in the mouths of hungry China-men, er, pandas.

“I tried to convince them (the pandas) that discarded christmas trees are a delicacy, but them bears are pretty damn smart”, Walker notes. “Turns out that anything that tinsel has come in contact with makes their eyes turn black”. It’s kinda cute, but I found that burning the trees much more favorable than transporting all those trees by a slow boat to China.

She attributes most of her financing as ‘confidential’, though it’s rumored that she made out big before the Nigerian bank account bubble burst. “The economy is really bad out there” she claims “but I’ll keep the fire burning here and carry a big bamboo stick!”

Currently the panda farm has three young pandas (give or take a screw) that has playground equipment and a deal with several internet stock photo sites for the desktop wallpaper industry to assure it’s financing.

Tuesday

Posted in world, writings on December 13, 2011 by jeffbedel

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-december-12-2011/war-on-christmas—historical-fact-checking?xrs=share_copy

Today my only motivation to go out (after my workout) was just to go have coffee. Usually when I go out to get coffee I have a multitude of things I need to do while sipping away at my cup ‘ joe; job search, tax course homework, trivia show, among other things. This morning, I’m just kinda surfing the net and not much else but reflecting a bit more (oh dear) while having my coffee.

Yesterday I took my final for the tax course I’ve been taking over the past few months. It was open book, but I didn’t use it; I didn’t need to. Though I made a few minor errors I hunkered down and did my best impersonation of a tax preparer and it went really well; five painstaking hours of parsing imaginary tax information into the right forms. Done. At the end I signed my I-9 and other employment forms for the first time in a long time. I start in January. Accomplishment is good.

This morning I don’t have much else rattling around in my brain except some stupid shit planted in my head by marketers. This mostly comes in the form of the commercials I have to endure while watching TV while working out. I try to run away from them but when you’re jogging in one place I unknowingly step up my pace. This morning I actually hit the maximum speed and had to up my resistance. Anywho.. here is a small part of my summary about the commercials:

- Evidently my generation thinks it’s still cool to have a(n) (expensive) watch like we did in school (long before cell phones). I spend enough on my phone and it has the time. Why do I need a watch?

- The 1% watch The Daily Show and The Colbert Report. Because why else would they have several car commercials about giving a car to somebody else?

- Radio Shack sucks. Well, we knew that already.

- Evidently people who need a celebrity spokesperson to buy something are the same suckers who still think they need a credit card. Suckers.

- Having a really bad Britney Spears lookalike (with matching bad music) is how we motivate viewers to go (back) to school.

- The elliptical machine obviously needs a mute button.

In regards to Christmas, and all of the advertising spent on the importance of it, I hope everyone gets the electronic/car of their choice. Me, all I hope for is to get home and back without much drama, to hug my family, watch Rudolph with my nieces and nephews, have some egg nog, and fall asleep by the glow of the christmas tree. I don’t ask for much. I’ll await to wish you a Merry/Happy Holiday whichever when the day comes around. Seems to me christmas day is the day we’re all glad it’s over. Chew on that.

One Last Thing

Posted in world on November 3, 2011 by jeffbedel

http://www.pbs.org/programs/steve-jobs-one-last-thing/

Tools & Culture

Posted in Just me, music, world on October 6, 2011 by jeffbedel

Sometime in the middle of the two busiest hours of my week (during my trivia show) the word began streaming in of the passing of Apple co-founder Steve Jobs. He had stepped down the day before I had my ‘group’ interview with Apple back in August. I knew then it was the beginning of the end, but it still didn’t soften the blow of the news. 56 years of life was quite a lifetime though in the shortness of technology life of the products he helped create. Steve Jobs, 56G, not GS.

So why is this a big deal for me? Of all the words, in many of the stories that I’ve seen today that stuck out, were ‘tools & culture’. Those two things alone equates to the success of the products that changed the world.

Even in my rural upbringing my school fortunately acquired a few Apple ][e’s when I was in the 4th grade. Unbeknownst to me during the same school year the Macintosh was released, but I didn’t get my paws on one of those for quite a few years to come. I actually don’t recall doing anything more than playing some games on the Apple, The Dark Tower and the Oregon Trail are the first to come to mind. I remember in middle school hiding out in the library playing on the computer during recess instead of going outside much. Not much has changed since then.

The biggest change though came in in my junior year in high school when I took a Printing Technology course. We learned to typeset on a gigantic coder with film in it first, but then once we could prove we could master the old technology we got to sit at the Macintosh. I think it was an SE, but will I won’t forget is the first program I used to do ‘desktop publishing’ was what predated Adobe Pagemaker, Aldus PageMaker (3.0). I was in love. I had never noticed the two Macs in our computer lab till then I became enthralled with these machines by playing with fonts and finding it easier to actually type/create my own papers. On a side note one of them did not have a hard drive! The system actually ran off a set of ‘floppy disks’ that were in a case next to it. Crazy.

I only recall having limited access to Macs in college, but finally in 1997 it finally seemed financially feasible to own my very first Mac. My first? A used $500 Quadra700 that had a whopping 300MB hard drive. I had to buy an external 33Kbps dial-up modem to get online and I was set. To think that my first computer’s hard drive only had the capacity of half a CD is just mind boggling now considering my biggest hard drive now holds 2TB (and is over half full).

Around that time Apple’s future was looking grim and was kind of the laughing stock of computers. There was and always have been a mystique of using them, but the limitations were stark. I remember reading with Steve Jobs coming back to the helm and with the release of the G3 on the horizon that Apple’s future was bright and was going to be bigger than anyone’s imagination was a bit suspect, but I wanted to believe; even if Microsoft had a hand in it. 1997 seems so long ago.

In 2000 I started working at an all Mac office. I didn’t believe such a place could exist. I was so happy to get to work on a Mac daily and even better the old ones kept getting passed down to the employees and before I knew it I had access to a few Macs. I began to learn to upgrade them and to my surprise repair one. I had the option of taking a computer repair course in high school, but that seemed like rocket science. Being mechanically declined it seemed like an impossible feat that I could disassemble a computer, add things, and put it back together and it still worked. Apples continued to make me feel guilty that I wasn’t taking full advantage of my potential.

I’d like to research this but the talk of the iPhone, and I think ads were around it seemed eons before it ever came out. My original stance with cell phones (which I didn’t get my first cell phone till 2003) was “it’s a phone; it’s made to make phone calls, that’s it.” I was never a bells and whistles kinda guy. I ran into a problem though that only the iPhone could solve. I was carrying around two devices all the time that got in the way of each other. My iPod, and my cell phone. I walked a lot and listened to music all the time, but I wouldn’t hear my phone ring, or when it did I had to fumble to get out my earbuds, then reach into my pocket to get my phone. It seemed so cumbersome not only to have devices in both pockets, but switching between the two. Finally Sprint pissed me off, the 3G had come out, and finally the greatest gadget of all-time was my new lifeline.

By this time, I had a G4 desktop, a G4 iBook, an iPod Mini, an iPhone 3G, PLUS, I had got both my sisters started on Mac and keeping them upgraded as well. The only thing missing was working for Apple.

I never felt good enough to work for Apple. My first time applying was pre-iPhone and the Apple store was still rather a novelty. One of the greatest days of my life was having a phone interview with Apple and telling me about going to California to train. From what I understood I had the job and to this day don’t know what happened. My contact went cold, and I was left heartbroken. My sister recently told me after I spent a few weeks working on her dying iBook “why I’m not working for Apple?” Probably because I was still heartbroken, but I gave it another shot. I was passed again, but I’m still positive at the moment. I’d love to be your Genius at the bar.

I’m not one to stand in line for a new product. Though my 3G has nearly come to a halt and it’s way past due to upgrade; I’ve always been the one to suck every bit of value out of a product, and would rather let everyone figure out and deal with all the new bugs before I get my hands on it. It’s so ironic that in the week that Apple fans (including myself) let out this collective meh in regards to the 4GS release that Steve Jobs passed. Hopefully it’s not an omen to the future innovations and vision at Apple (which I think is doubtful), but it’ll always be fun to watch how our music, internet, and lives will change with technology.

If it wasn’t so warm today (or I really I had somewhere to go today) I was going to wear a black turtleneck and jeans. I think the best tribute to Steve though is to continue thinking different. iWill.

Yes, I’m still biking…

Posted in biking, new places, world on September 30, 2011 by jeffbedel

I opted to not set a long term goal this year which is probably why I’ve biked quite a bit less, BUT biked more than I did in the years before I had a big goal. I did have a short term goal to do 500 miles before I went to Germany (and succeeded), and since then I’ve really only been using the bike for utility.

Pervert (7)

Posted in Uncategorized, world with tags , , on December 10, 2009 by jeffbedel

OK, we all have a little pervert in us and it’s something women like to yell at us every time us guys say even the slightest thing out of line (or don’t look at their eyes).

This story was about a guy at a Waukesha wal-mart getting his jollies in the lingerie department (I’m probably getting called a pervert for spelling lingerie correctly).  Nonetheless, it wasn’t a big deal, but when they posted “search for pervert” on TV me and the rest of the male species felt like taking duck and cover for a fleeting moment. Then I grabbed my camera.

Here’s to perverts everywhere that aren’t in jail/house arrest/probation/list, etc.

Dear Me,

Posted in beer, community, Just me, local business, new places, world, writings with tags , , , , , , , on December 30, 2008 by jeffbedel

I currently sit in the Riverwest neighborhood of Milwaukee on a vacation day I had to take or I’d forfeit at the end of this year, 2008.  There are two opportunities here at the Art Bar at the corner of Burleigh & Fratney: one, a two for one special that I will definitely be partaking of shortly, and second; a magnetic board of envelopes and letters that you can personally fill out and the bar will mail to you one year from now.  Each letter is started with “Dear Me,”.  I came here to write but have been sipping on a latte and surfing the web instead but I decided to get a bit nostalgic about my year and write my letter to myself here instead.

Dear Me, a year ago you were still that guy that you introduced yourself as “I just moved to Milwaukee” and it seemed to have a lot of short term clout.  Well one year later you can’t use that line anymore but you have learned more about your city than those who have lived here their entire lives.  You can navigate, suggest, and appreciate what a unique and beautiful city you live in.  You have experienced one of if not the worst winters in Wisconsin history, and have and not only adjusted but embraced it as well.  Living on the east side may be the best side and you’re ever so grateful still that you don’t have a car.  You can walk, bus, and bike this city with ease and it certainly is better than having to worry about parking rules and the nazi’s that patrol them whilst the snow worsens the issue by at least 10 fold.

It hasn’t been easy as some early friendships took some unexpected turns for the worse but by time the spring came you started to find your way and your comfort zones.  In an election year of historic proportions you most importantly found a group that supported your ideals and a man who would be elected President, Barack Obama.  It was a surreal and like living in another country when people celebrated in the streets of Milwaukee the night of his election.

Through the forementioned group you found community even if it wasn’t in your neighborhood.  Bay View has been your destination on a number of occassions for food, beer, coffee, haircuts, theatre, music, and even a bike pub crawl.  You can even plunge your bike into Lake Michigan on Thursday if you feel so inclined.  Your friend and co-host in liberalllllism, Jason, resides there as well, not in the lake of course.

Love has never been kind and is still the elusive trump card in this thing called life.  You had your brushes with it and had your imagination wounded with it too.  Turning 35 and having a deja vu milestone breakdown nearly put you down for the count again but you rebounded and took your shots, and still, basketball’s not your sport.

Postponing photography indefinitely is still pretty definite.  You only attended a few live music shows and never took a picture.  You decided that the thing that led you to photography in the first place is what you are tinkering with again now, writing, even if the blogs are cheesy and nobody is reading these.

Work has been a successful struggle.  You still don’t feel like you’ve hit your stride but management keeps telling you how well you are doing and your paycheck keeps getting bigger while the unfortunate part is that most of it has went to your waistline.  Hello 2009, we have to get to work on that.  You did by a trainer to help you with that, but hopefully after the new year you’ll hit your stride with that.

(Goes and gets another beer while having a deja vu moment)

Most recently your biggest problem has been your relationship with the family. The holidays seem to enhance the severity of it but taking a trip home to to improve or makeup for living far away seems pointless.  You were home for a week for Thanksgiving and 4 days for Christmas and you hardly talked to or caught up with your siblings to no fault of your own.  You traveled a long way and time with them was cut very short.  To top it off is those who wish at the end we had more time as my trip is over.  How much more time do you need?  There are two things you cannot change, one, you cannot go back and live in a such a small, rural, and conservative community.  Living in Indianapolis didnt make it any better so don’t even suggest that (you still f’n hate that city anyhow).  Second, you have accepted that your siblings having kids changes the whole spectrum and they changed that without you.  No more staying up late playing games and drinking, etc.  Your family has a clock now and when it approaches lets say 10pm the lights need to go out, it’s BST, bedroom standard time.  Maybe you need to grow up?  Maybe that just enforces that reason that kids are not in your future?  Maybe you’re happy?  Maybe not?

You thought up until recently you hated Christmas, and probably so more now than ever.  It’s strange the people who are religious that make this holiday a joke, not the ones who shun it.  They’ve made a mockery of their own holiday and somehow blame those outside of themselves for commercialism and consumerism.  You spent more this year on the holiday in recent history and yet you’re the bah-humbug type.  You spent about $300 this year (about $200 than last year) and your siblings couldn’t spend much more than 6 hours spilling over all the presents they received instead of you.  You enjoyed two Christmas plays at two independent Milwaukee theaters this past month and you enjoyed that more than the nightmare trip, gift opening, and fighting the flu that was no more than a personal obligation.

Dear me, not next year.  Please read this before you book a trip home next year.

I wonder if the Art Bar has a printer?!

More on India

Posted in world with tags , on December 1, 2008 by jeffbedel

In the light of understanding the attack in Mumbai here is a great story from one of my favorite sources, the New York Times.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/11/29/opinion/29mehta.html?em

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